The Jaded Viewer's Predictions for 2011
If any of these come true, I've got proof I'm psychic. Now place your bets.
1.) Steampunk will be Hollywood's Newest Exploitation
With Sucker Punch coming out which will probably be the equivalent of 300 in terms of success, Zach Snyder will initiate a Hollywood bandwagon for all that is steampunk.
2.) We're going to see a lot more Exorcist type movies
With The Rite comes out this month, we're going to see more devil in a child movies. The Last Exorcism's succes and Exorcismus, this is just the tip of the iceberg for devils vs priests.
3.) We're going to see less horror remakes
Just because Hollywood's already milked the shit out of every horror franchise
4.) Remember shaky cam shot on video cinema? We're going to get a film like that every month.
And it's going to be in 3D.
5.) Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods will be better than Kevin Smith's Red State
Two fan bases collide but somehow Whedon will prevail because his movie will be funnier.
6.) Zombies and Vampires will jump the shark....say hello to werewolves
With Teen Wolf coming to MTV, I smell more howling wolves coming to the big screen.
7.) There will be less Exploitation and Grindhouse throwback flicks
Sure I'm going to see Hobo with a Shotgun but we're going to see indie filmmakers turn their backs on these type of flicks.
8.) Gladiator movies will make a comeback
From Spartacus to Hercules to Conan, we're going to see more overgrown men with swords slicing and dicing.
9.) We will have 1 hyped up Japanese or Korean remake
I hope it comes from Takashi Miike or Chan Wook Park.
10.) The French will blow us away with a horror flick (which will probably end up #1 on my Top 10 List for 2011)
They've been quiet for a while. I think they're going to make a flying zombie film that's somehow intellectually stimulating.
OK that's my list. What's yours? What are your predictions for 2011?